This muddy car plus your wolf family will make for a pretty incredible #weekend-pics Slack post come Monday.
Even that pathetic loser Bernard received a letter from his gal.
I gotta have more treats, Benji. I’m fiendin’ for it. You getting a paper cut will not be enough.
When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.
Destiny brought me to this remote fringe of blacktop to get a near-microscopic view of a kick-ass car and meet my new best friend.
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Love is something you’re in, like tall boxes you can’t jump high enough to see over the edge of, or escape from, or scream loud enough for someone to hear you and cut a hole in to rescue you.
Why don’t aliens wear clothes? Because it’s always dark in space.
Some people are afraid of artificial intelligence. I think they should be more afraid of natural stupidity.
I gotta have more treats, Benji. I’m fiendin’ for it. You getting a paper cut will not be enough.
When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.
But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
